So I have a big problem this time a year. I get all excited and I am uncontrollable about one thing. One thing gets me so excited I just can not stand it! I mean I am addicted. It is like crack for me (all though I have never tried that so maybe I should say that differently because that is disturbing.) It is like chocolate milk from the hot milk man! (yes I have a milk man too only I am not married to him!) Anywho yea so this is a huge problem. I can’t sleep because I am so excited about it all. I stay up endless nights reading and reading about it. It is ridiculous and I didn’t think anyone else had this problem UNTIL there was a commercial for
I am addicted to doing taxes. You heard it. Doing taxes. I get to do a lot of them every year and I get like when I find out how much money I am getting people! I love to find every write off I can for them! And forget it if I ever get to call the IRS! You would think I can make a live phone call to Tim McGraw with the excitement I get! I am pathetic right? I mean who loves doing taxes?
I do about 30-40 sets of taxes a year. From my parents to friends and their families. I am in love! I was at Bestie’s sister’s house last night doing the man’s tax’s and I got him a pretty penny for filing as a single dude and you know my services are not free. I do charge. Dinner. Yes I charge a plate of food. It’s great home made meals I don’t have to cook! Besides I leave the kids at home and I get to get in my zone. I always get a giggle when someone catches my “face” apparently I am funny looking? All thought we already knew that.
Moral of this story is… If you need a tax person just cook me a huge steak, some mashed potatoes and a huge plate of spinach and you got the best right here! Not to pat my back or anything.
So pathetic right?